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UPDATED OCTOBER 14, 2007
HELLO and WELCOME to COLIN'S MOVIE MONOLOGUE PAGE, the last bastion of monologuerrific paraphernalia in the internet galaxy. Now in its seventh year, this website is proud to be the home of more monologues than Jay Leno (or me or anyone else) knows what to do with. Need a conclusion for that paper you stayed up all night writing? Desperate for an audition piece that's not written by a guy with the initials Neil Simon? I have pages of everything from Apocalypse Now to Dawson's Creek. Unfortunately, no one can be told what COLIN'S MOVIE MONOLOGUE PAGE really is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You click the back button and the story ends. You return to Yahoo! and believe whatever you want to believe. You take your hand off the mouse and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I am offering is monologues, nothing more. And the truth. Which is out there. Whoa.

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MONOLOGUES *FINALLY* ADDED on OCTOBER 14, 2007, the birthday of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, poet E. E. Cummings, Harry ("Night Court") Anderson, Usher, and the 81st anniversary of the book "Winnie-the-Pooh" by A.A. Milne, here are some monologues from... 300... The Departed... Disturbia... Drugstore Cowboy... Flicka [only available upon request, please email me for this monologue.]... The Holiday... The Quiet... Ratatouille... Romeo Must Die... Serenity... and from the TV series Battlestar Galactica (2004)... Everwood... Grey's Anatomy... Justice League... and The West Wing. Peace, love, understanding, kindness.

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