Crossed Cop
written by David Ayer

Alonzo: Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit...Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of.....who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away...'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. (quiet laughter)

Kudos and much thanks go to Franz for this monologue, it is very much appreciated. The "SHU program" is a reference to Pelican Bay, the maximum security California state prison. Pelican Bay is referred to as a SHU (an acronym for Security Housing Unit). Thanks to Nathan for this correction (thanks also to the person who also sent in this correction some time ago (I must have lost the email.))

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