Sydney White
written by Chad Gomez Creasey
Sydney: For years you've been oppressed by the Greek elite who take every thing for themselves and leave nothing to the rest of us. It's time for the rest of us to take back the school. I bet most of you have no idea how great the campus a cappella group is, and why would you? The social and cultural landscape is run entirely by the Greeks and those guys are forced to practice in a dank basement that is hard on their vocal chords! I have met so many great and interesting people here that I never would have met if I didn't step out of my own little world. Before all I wanted was to fit in. But I learned that we're all searching to fit in and we... we all feel like outsiders and we all do things and feel things that are bizarre and unconventional and dorky. We're all dorks! My name is Sydney White, my dad's a plumber, I collect comic books, and I’m secretly terrified of balloon animals. I’m a dork!
Credit and many thanks to Courtney for this monologue, it is very much appreciated.