written by Quentin Tarantino
Mr.Brown: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking , morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, WHOA baby. This cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin' tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, and she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was once like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
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