written by Kevin Williamson
Sidney: No, no Billy... I am the one whose been selfish.. with all this "post traumatic stress" and yeah, (pause) maybe you were right... enough is enough, and I cant just wallow around in the grief process forever.. and I can't keep pretending who my mom was...yeah, I think I am really scared...scared I am going to turn out just like her, the bad seed or something.. but i know, I know it doesn't make sense, but this is life, Billy, this isnt a movie.
Billy: Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. Life's one great big movie. Only you can't pick your genre.
(they talk while embracing passionately)
Sidney: I wanna let go. I do...
Billy: Ssshh...everything's gonna be okay. I promise.
Sidney: Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie?
Billy: Sshh...it's okay.
Sidney: (whispering) Or even a good porno.
Billy: (shocked): What?
Sidney: You heard me.
Kudos and much thanks go to Madison for this monologue, it is very much appreciated.