written by Jim Harrison & Wesley Strick
Will: What do you do?
Laura: Why do you care?
Will: I don't. I was just making polite conversation.
Laura: I'd rather not discuss what I do.
Will: You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem.
Laura: Sorry. Wrong line. I am not taken aback by your keen insight and suddenly challenged by you.
Kudos and much thanks go to Cheese2264 for bringing this monologue to my attention, it is very much appreciated.