written by written by Roger Kumble, adapted from the novel by Choderlos de Laclos
Sebastian: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but its your call. To your triumph over Annette.
Sebastian: What's so funny?
Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Sebastian: Come again?
Kathryn: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think its the sadest thing I've ever heard. Cheers. (sips drink) Tastes good. So I assume you've come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Kudos and much thanks go to Brittney for this monologue, it is very much appreciated.
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