Friends
from the episode "The One Hundredth," written by Marta Kauffman & David Crane

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, could I just have a second alone with the babies? (the friends leave. Phoebe addresses the infants.) So here you are! It seems like only yesterday that I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I would ever have to do, but they were wrong. This is. Well, I had the most fun with you guys, and I wish I could take you home and see you every day... well okay, Iíll settle for being your favourite aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me! Ok, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! Well, if you're gonna cry... (Phoebe starts to cry as she rocks the babies back and forth--we fade to black.)

Kudos and much thanks go to Sarah for this monologue, it is very much appreciated.

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