Face/Off
written by Mike Werb & Michael Colleary

Sean Archer (with the face of his nemesis Castor Troy (Nicholas Cage)): I was thinking the other day, uh, I remember I once took a date out for surf and turf, not knowing she was a vegetarian. So she ate bread and uh, and broke her tooth on a rye seed. (laughs) We drove around all night looking for a, for an all-night dentist, and he was so drunk, he fixed the wrong tooth! (laughs) And when I finally brought her home, even though it must've hurt like hell, you kissed me...

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