from the TV series created by Brad Kern
((Piper is speaking to Joanna, a snobby high-school acquaintance, when they meet at Piper's restaurant, quake. Joanna has just insulted her, and this is the rebuttal)
Piper: Look, I know I don't have the flashy job, or the flashy ring, or the flashy designer suit, but that doesn't make me less than you or anybody else. And just because I may not have realized my dreams yet, like you think you have, doesn't mean I won't find a way to do exactly that. And when I do, you can be damn sure that I'll be doing it with my own nose, and not the one some discount doctor gave me.
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