Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
written (and directed) by John Krasinski, adapted from the novel by David Foster Wallace

(Ryan (Subject #20) (John Krasinski) sits facing Sarah (Julianne Nicholson) across a coffee table in the living room of her apartment, she on the couch and he in a chair by the fireplace. He is recounting to her the exact details of his infidelity, his motives behind it, and explaining why their relationship had to end. She watches him unblinkingly the entire time, and he keeps his gaze fixed on her as well. Neither smiles; the mood is very tense.)

Ryan: Look, Sarah, I know you. Iím aware of how all this sounds and can well imagine the judgments youíre forming, but if Iím really to explain this to you then I have no choice but to be candid. Yes, it was a pickup. Plain and simple. And she was what one might call a granola-cruncher, a hippie, and she was straight out of central casting: the sandals, flamboyantly long hair, financial support from parents she reviled, and some professed membership in an apostrophe heavy Eastern religion that I would defy anyone to pronounce correctly. Look, Iíll just bite the political bullet and confess that I classified her as a strictly one night objective and that my interest in her was due almost entirely to the fact that, yes, she was pretty. She was sexually attractive. She was sexy. And it was really nothing more complicated or noble than that. And having had some prior dealings with the cruncher genus I think the one night proviso was due mostly to the grim unimaginability of having to talk with her for more than one night. Whether or not you approve, I think we can assume you understand. And thereís something in the way, I mean, a near contempt in the way that you can casually saunter over to her blanket and create the sense of connection that will allow you to pick her up. And you almost resent the fact that itís so goddamn easy. I mean, how exploitive do you feel that it is so easy to get this type to regard you as a kindred soul. I mean, you almost know what is going to be said before she opens her mouth.
Okay. So now, there we are in my apartment, and she begins going on about her religious views, her obscure denominationís views on energy fields and connections between souls via what she kept calling ďfocusĒ. And in response to some sort of prompt or association, she begins to relate this anecdote. And in the anecdote, there she is, hitchhiking. Well, she says she knew she made a mistake the moment she got in the car. Her explanation was that she didnít actually feel any energy field until she had shut the carís door and they were moving, at which point it was too late. And she wasnít melodramatic about it, but she described herself as being literally paralyzed with terror; it was something about his eyes. She said she knew instantly in the depths of her soul that this manís intentions were to brutally rape, torture, and kill her, and that by the time the psychotic had exited into a secluded area and actually said what his true intentions were she wasnít the least bit surprised because she knew that she was going to be just another grisly discovery for some amateur botanist or scout troop a few days later unless she could focus her way into a soul connection that would prevent this man from murdering her. I mean, to focus intently on this psychotic as an ensouled and beautiful, albeit tortured person, in his own right, rather than merely as a threat to her. And Iím well aware that what sheís about to describe is nothing more than a variant of the stale old ďlove will conquer allĒ, but for the moment just bracket your contempt and try to see what she actually has the courage and conviction to really attempt here, because imagine what it must have felt like for her, for anyone, contemplate just how little-kid-level scared youíd be that this psychotic could bring you to this point simply by wishing it. And now here she is in the car and sheís realizing that sheís in for the biggest struggle of her spiritual life. She stares directly into the psychopathís right eye and wills herself to keep her gaze on him directly at all times. And the effects of her focus, she says that when she was able to hold her focus the psychopath behind the wheel would gradually stop ranting and become tensely silent. And she wills herself not to weep or plead but merely to use focus as an opportunity to empathize. And this was my first hint of sadness in listening to the anecdote because I found myself admiring certain qualities in her story that were the same qualities I had been contemptuous of when I first picked her up in the park.
And then he asks her to get out of the car and lie prone on the ground. And she doesnít hesitate or beg. She was experiencing a whole new depth of focus. She said she could hear the tick of the cooling car, bees, birds. Imagine the temptation to despair in the sound of carefree birds, only yards from where you lay breathing in the weeds. And in this heightened state she said she could feel the psychotic realizing the truth of the situation at the same time she did. When he came over to her and turned her over, he was crying. And she claimed it took no effort of will to hold him as he wept, as he raped her. She just stared into his eyes lovingly the entire time. She stayed where he left her all day in the gravel weeping and giving thanks to her religious principles. She wept out of gratitude, she says.
Well, I donít mind telling you I had begun to cry at this storyís climax. Not loudly, but I did. She had learned more about love that day with the sex offender than in any other stage of her spiritual journey. And I realized in that moment that I had never loved anyone before. She had addressed the psychoticís core weakness: the terror of a soul exposing connection with another human being. Nor is any of this all that different than a man sizing up an attractive girl at a concert and pushing all the right buttons to induce her to come home with him and lighting her cigarettes and engaging in an hour of post-coital chitchat, seemingly very content and close. But what he really wants to do is give her a special disconnected telephone number and never contact her again. (His voice almost cracks here) And that the reason for this cold and victimizing behavior is that the very connection he had worked so hard to make her feel terrifies him.
Do you see how open Iím being with you here?
(Their eyes lock and they hold a long silence, as Sarah remembers the night they met and the first time their eyes met as Ryan nodded at her and raised his glass.)
Well, I know Iím not telling you anything that you havenít decided that you know. I can see you forming judgments, with that chilly smile. Youíre not the only one who can read people, you know. And you know what? (His voice starts to rise) Itís because of her influence that I am more sad for you than pissed off, because the impact of this story was profound, and Iím not even going to begin to describe it to you. Can you imagine how any of this felt? (Shouting now) To look at her sandals across the room on the floor and remember what I had thought of them only hours before? And Iíd say her name and sheíd say, ďWhat?Ē And Iíd say her name again. Well, Iím not embarrassed. I donít care how this sounds to you now. I mean, can you see how I could not just let her go after this? I just, I grabbed onto her skirt and I begged her not to leave. And then I watched her gently close the door and walk off barefoot down the hall and never seeing her again. That it didnít matter that she was fluffy, or not terribly brightónothing else mattered. She had all of my attention. I had fallen in love with her. I believed that she could save me.
(He breaks off with that last statement and collects himself.)
Well, Iím aware of how all this sounds. I can see that look on your face. And I know you. And I know what youíre thinking. So ask it. Ask it now. This is your chance. ďI believed she could save me,Ē I said. Ask it now. (He yells) Say something! (Calmer, rocking) I stand here naked before you. (He spits with his words) Judge me, you bitch!
(For the first time he looks away from her, and then immediately back again, only with sadness in his eyes.)
Are you happy now? Are you all borne out? Well, be happy, because I donít care. I knew she could, and I knew I loved. End of story.
(He looks into her eyes only a moment more and then quickly exits. Sarah is left there, alone, in stunned silence. She does not cry, but looks around her apartment as though with new eyes before her gaze falls to the floor.)

Credit and many thanks to Sam for this monologue, it is very much appreciated.

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